I acidently poked a police horse in the eye last night and it went totally sick, nearly threw the woman rozzer on the pavement, then I nearly got arrested!! WTF cheeky beggers

I said to them they need to control their wild animals in public places, as we would if we took bujj out for a walk, they didn't find it amusing! Just like to keep you all up dated x

Are you serious rob for fucksake?! How on eArth does one poke a horse in the eye?!?!?

Was stroking it on the nose/forehead and it moved or I swayed, and POW, mental horse in highly populated area! I left the scene swiftly after a bollocking.

lmao, only u would do something like that rob lol

I fucking love you rob. I need to go put on the piss with you one day. It would be sick!! Swann you coming?

lol that’s crazy we would never let Bujj outside

pity you didn’t get a vid of it, would have been amazing

I love you too ridge, its all fun and games until you wake up in a cell on christmas day! Mummy wasn't proud.
Yeah we should organise a day release program for us too all meet up and go on the piss in ireland for a weekend in summer or somehing?! or the irish contingent can come and play with us, either way, I'm sticking my fingers in a weaping oraphis.

Ireland and oraphis's the acid tour!

Who's up for it!!!

lol im there!! rob that is fucking quality mate

LMFAO! crying of laughter!

Why you stroking the horse in the first place, you just had to touch it lol.

Horses are awesome

i'd go rambo on that horse

but poking it in the eye? rob you sick perv, theese horses aren't made of lego?
you sick poo pusher

Rob do you have a horse fetish?

Na just like poking my fingers in eyes. I did it to myself on the mororway b4 and nearly smash my car up.