Went to see Jimmy Carr last night and it was really good, he's defiantly better with his one line jokes, his power point stuff was probably the best as it was so quick and the pictures were funny. Plus the way he dealt with some dick in the audience was class, some pog had been shouting at him all night and he stopped and asked him "Did he want his comeback to that?" he then walked to the other side of the stage and picked up one of the origami fortune teller things and asked him to pick a colour , then asked him to pick a number. He looked at the guy and nodded and said "if you want my comeback…… you will have to chisel it of your mums teeth, only kidding she drink all of it..... twice" the whole place went mental and the dick didn’t make another sound


overall, 8 out of 10.....
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i think id like to see him,ive rather than his tv shows as he can really go crude in the live show

just watching this video and checked the comments...someones obviously been to seen jimmy recently too lmao....

http://www.videosurf.com/video/bon-iver-flume-53477831?vlt=ffext&vlt_position=inline

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• thebigE32: @invictorium if i wanted my own comeback i would have wiped it off your moms chin
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Ya want cruel Pepe try Frankie Boyle!

Love Jimmy Carr, Hoping to finally see him live this year!

Worst joke of Jimmy Carr's i've heard is

'Whats the difference between Football and Rape?
Girls don't like Football!